VICTORYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Let me just start off by saying that I will address all complaints about the Patriots squad. I understand your concerns, but first let me just celebrate a little. The Patriots offense looked damn good last night, and I had the fortune of attending the game with friends. The night started off with a god-fucking-awful drive to Gillette. I honestly thought we were going … Continue reading Patriot Game Recap
Thank god this shit’s here. The entire summer was plagued with petty insults about how the Patriots cheated. When faced with wastes of time such as this, I would simply just respond, “If you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying,” and walk away laughing as they fumed with rage. COOL!! I get it. Some of you who are about to read this article fucking hate the … Continue reading Football’s Back, Baby! But so is the G.O.A.T.
This is not a pro-Brady article. I hate the Patriots, and I loathe Tom Brady. My childhood was shaped round watching him pick apart my beloved Jets on Sundays and quadrupling the amount of Super Bowl wins the Jets have in their history in a short 13 years. I watched Malcolm Butler haul in the championship-winning interception at Sunset Cantina while wearing my Joe Namath … Continue reading Tom Brady is Free at Last