NFL Sunday Recap: 9/13

Equipped with my Revis jersey I, like many others across the campus and around the country, sat down early yesterday, shook off the lasting side effects of the day before, and turned on ESPN to watch Chris Berman shove wildly inaccurate predictions down my throat in his weekly 2-Minute Drill. Following two hours of Merrill Hoge wearing ridiculously large tie knots, Adam Schefter checking his … Continue reading NFL Sunday Recap: 9/13

Patriot Game Recap

VICTORYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Let me just start off by saying that I will address all complaints about the Patriots squad. I understand your concerns, but first let me just celebrate a little. The Patriots offense looked damn good last night, and I had the fortune of attending the game with friends. The night started off with a god-fucking-awful drive to Gillette. I honestly thought we were going … Continue reading Patriot Game Recap

Football’s Back, Baby! But so is the G.O.A.T.

Thank god this shit’s here. The entire summer was plagued with petty insults about how the Patriots cheated. When faced with wastes of time such as this, I would simply just respond, “If you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying,” and walk away laughing as they fumed with rage. COOL!! I get it. Some of you who are about to read this article fucking hate the … Continue reading Football’s Back, Baby! But so is the G.O.A.T.

Tom Brady is Free at Last

This is not a pro-Brady article. I hate the Patriots, and I loathe Tom Brady. My childhood was shaped round watching him pick apart my beloved Jets on Sundays and quadrupling the amount of Super Bowl wins the Jets have in their history in a short 13 years. I watched Malcolm Butler haul in the championship-winning interception at Sunset Cantina while wearing my Joe Namath … Continue reading Tom Brady is Free at Last