500 Word Review: Forrest Gump (1994)

Despite being hindered by congenital scoliosis and a below average brain, a young man from Alabama leads the most exceptional life this side of Bruce Wayne. The highlights: Jenny: The term friend zone is nowhere close to applicable. More like friend trench. Never has anyone been ‘curved’ (like the kids say) as hard as Forrest was in this scene. Forrest: “I love you” Thot: “You … Continue reading 500 Word Review: Forrest Gump (1994)