Shoutout to #Jah for this one, he is my rock, my guardian angel, and the reason my eyes are almost completely shut right now. Matchup: Boston College vs. Clemson University Game Date: October 17, ’15. That is this Saturday, after the Regatta. 7:00 Post Meridiem (P.M.) Location: Memorial Stadium, Clemson, USA P.O. Box 69696. Also pretty sure they call this shit death-valley? Did I ask? … Continue reading Unbiased Drunk Game Previews: Boston College Eagles vs. Clemson “University” Tigers
Before I get to Saturday’s travesty of a football game, let me tell you a little story. There was once a pudgy little Greek boy from the North Shore of Massachusetts. And this little chubster loved only one thing in the entire world: Boston College football. Each Saturday in fall, he would arise early in the morning, smiling from ear to ear like an idiot, … Continue reading I’m done.
*Editor’s note* Pretty sure the author’s BAC was higher than my GPA when he wrote this. Enjoy. This is my first blog post. This is also my first blog post without my dad. I love you Dad. Dadz rock. Matchup: Boston College Eagles vs. Duke Blue Devils Game Date: October thirdrd, 2015 (SATURDAY) Location: Wallace Wade Stadium (peep the alliteration there. That’s marketing! Pageviews) How … Continue reading Unbiased Drunk Game Previews: Boston College University vs. Duke
Source: It’s Time to Start Questioning Steve Addazio *Disclaimer: I know that no one cares about BC football, but I do and need a forum to rant. This blog is for me more than anything else. Boston College has the potential to have an elite football team (men scream in protest, women faint, babies start crying). I know; it’s a bold statement. After all, this … Continue reading It’s Time to Start Questioning Steve Addazio
Equipped with my Revis jersey I, like many others across the campus and around the country, sat down early yesterday, shook off the lasting side effects of the day before, and turned on ESPN to watch Chris Berman shove wildly inaccurate predictions down my throat in his weekly 2-Minute Drill. Following two hours of Merrill Hoge wearing ridiculously large tie knots, Adam Schefter checking his … Continue reading NFL Sunday Recap: 9/13
VICTORYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Let me just start off by saying that I will address all complaints about the Patriots squad. I understand your concerns, but first let me just celebrate a little. The Patriots offense looked damn good last night, and I had the fortune of attending the game with friends. The night started off with a god-fucking-awful drive to Gillette. I honestly thought we were going … Continue reading Patriot Game Recap
I love football. I’d say I love it even more than the metaphorical next guy. And as a red-blooded American male, I know that the best preparation leading up to kickoff is a proper tailgate. So around 10 yesterday morning some companions and I made the trek down from the wasteland that is CoRo to the notorious Walsh Hall, where our group met up with … Continue reading Op-Ed: 1PM Games
The people complaining about the lack of safety in the NFL would have a field day with the barbarians in Australia. If you can remember your name after playing a full game did you even play at all? Seriously after one season the brains of these players must look like bowls of mashed potatoes. They can’t even get through the coin toss without suffering multiple … Continue reading Clip of the Day – 9/13: AFL Hits
Thank god this shit’s here. The entire summer was plagued with petty insults about how the Patriots cheated. When faced with wastes of time such as this, I would simply just respond, “If you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying,” and walk away laughing as they fumed with rage. COOL!! I get it. Some of you who are about to read this article fucking hate the … Continue reading Football’s Back, Baby! But so is the G.O.A.T.
It’s been a long week. From sitting through hour long lectures, to getting up for my 8am, all while trying to catch some z’s in my welch dorm room in this unbearable heat. With so many things to do, there has one thing motivating me to keep going: the weekend, and with it, the first football game at Boston College. My memories of freshman year … Continue reading Shea it Ain’t So