I come to you for answers regarding Cleveland Circle’s superstar bar. Continue reading Does anybody actually like Agoro’s?
As a heterosexual white male from a stable financial background I rarely have anything to get worked up about. I’m not saying this to boast or to devalue others; I’m saying it because it’s the truth. My dude Lil Dicky hilariously sums up my existence in his rap song “White Dude,”: With that said, I have recently been the subject of cruel and unusual punishment. … Continue reading Res Life is Coming! Res Life is Coming!
#fatguymoves are all the craze nowadays. For those who have not adopted the lifestyle (yet), a fat guy move is something one does that is unnecessarily comfortable, filling, or lazy…and best of all, you don’t have to be fat to be a fat guy. My own #fatguymoves are often the highlight of my day and I always remember them fondly. Here is my list of … Continue reading Top 13 #fatguymoves
At an elite university such as Boston College, students expect the most bang for their buck, and they’re not afraid to remind you of that fact. Here is a comprehensive list of 65 things that should be better financed by the astronomical price of an education at this school. I don’t pay $65,000… for the Plex. to wait in line for 30 minutes for a … Continue reading 65 Things I Don’t Pay $65,000 a Year For
**REQUIRED READING FOR ALL FRESHMEN** This is an open letter to the residents of the glorious campuses of Upper and Newton. The word glorious is used loosely for Newton campus. I would like to first of all welcome you to the territory of Chestnut Trill, as well as give you a virtual tranquilizer and urge you to momentarily calm the heck down. You are just … Continue reading URGENT: 8-MAN DUE DATE TODAY
It’s been a long week. From sitting through hour long lectures, to getting up for my 8am, all while trying to catch some z’s in my welch dorm room in this unbearable heat. With so many things to do, there has one thing motivating me to keep going: the weekend, and with it, the first football game at Boston College. My memories of freshman year … Continue reading Shea it Ain’t So