The Segway Board Boasts BC Bestseller

Our campus has recently seen an influx of the mysterious skateboard-like Segway called the IO Hawk, most notably in the hands of our football players but not limited to them exclusively. Imagine what grandparents must think of us able bodied youth using these devilish devices. I can hear my own “If we aren’t careful, the robots are going to control us one day”; all right … Continue reading The Segway Board Boasts BC Bestseller

College is a Time to Experiment.

You know that awkward interval of time between your classes that you originally scheduled with the intent of doing all your homework? Well if there are two things we have learned as second-year college students, it’s that (1) time management is a myth and (2) that time in between your classes is best used experimenting with BC Dining options or launching a new humor blog with your … Continue reading College is a Time to Experiment.

Unbiased Drunk Game Previews: Boston College Eagles vs. Clemson “University” Tigers

Shoutout to #Jah for this one, he is my rock, my guardian angel, and the reason my eyes are almost completely shut right now. Matchup: Boston College vs. Clemson University Game Date: October 17, ’15. That is this Saturday, after the Regatta. 7:00 Post Meridiem (P.M.) Location: Memorial Stadium, Clemson, USA P.O. Box 69696. Also pretty sure they call this shit death-valley? Did I ask? … Continue reading Unbiased Drunk Game Previews: Boston College Eagles vs. Clemson “University” Tigers

8 Reasons BC is the Whitest Place on Earth

Diversity is a crucial element to any life experience, something to be embraced, not feared. The minority students here have enriched the BC community as a whole as well as my own personal experience at the school. Recognizing the overwhelming homogeneity at our school, however, is not racism or xenophobia. To not do so would simply be a refusal to face the facts. Eight reasons why the … Continue reading 8 Reasons BC is the Whitest Place on Earth

65 Things I DO Pay $65,000 a Year For

To follow up Killa Cam’s SATIRICAL article from last week: enjoy If there is one thing we are taught as students at Boston College, it is gratitude and appreciation for what we have been granted. From the challenging educational courses and invaluable service opportunities, to the endless access to resources and human capital, Boston College students are truly provided with everything we could possibly need in … Continue reading 65 Things I DO Pay $65,000 a Year For

Unbiased Drunk Game Previews: Boston College University vs. Duke

*Editor’s note* Pretty sure the author’s BAC was higher than my GPA when he wrote this. Enjoy. This is my first blog post. This is also my first blog post without my dad. I love you Dad. Dadz rock. Matchup: Boston College Eagles vs. Duke Blue Devils Game Date: October thirdrd, 2015 (SATURDAY) Location: Wallace Wade Stadium (peep the alliteration there. That’s marketing! Pageviews) How … Continue reading Unbiased Drunk Game Previews: Boston College University vs. Duke

20 Things I’ve Learned at BC

Boston College, man. What an incredible place. In my time here I’ve studied my fair share of academics but nothing compares to what I’ve learned outside the classroom. Without further adieu, the Top 20 Things I’ve Learned at BC: 1) Your foam mattress pad will be your best friend. Night in and night out, it’s there for you, no questions asked, even when it’s half … Continue reading 20 Things I’ve Learned at BC

It’s Time to Start Questioning Steve Addazio

Source: It’s Time to Start Questioning Steve Addazio *Disclaimer: I know that no one cares about BC football, but I do and need a forum to rant. This blog is for me more than anything else. Boston College has the potential to have an elite football team (men scream in protest, women faint, babies start crying). I know; it’s a bold statement. After all, this … Continue reading It’s Time to Start Questioning Steve Addazio

500 Word Review: The Plex

Ah, the William P. Flynn Recreational Complex. What a beauty to marvel at. Whatever drugs the architect of this building was on, I’d love to try some; the weird pyramid-structure roof makes it seem like he designed it in the dark. The best part is that there must have been dozens of design options to choose from and the higher-ups at BC selected the one … Continue reading 500 Word Review: The Plex