500 Word Review: The Plex

Ah, the William P. Flynn Recreational Complex. What a beauty to marvel at. Whatever drugs the architect of this building was on, I’d love to try some; the weird pyramid-structure roof makes it seem like he designed it in the dark. The best part is that there must have been dozens of design options to choose from and the higher-ups at BC selected the one … Continue reading 500 Word Review: The Plex

500 Word Review: Forrest Gump (1994)

Despite being hindered by congenital scoliosis and a below average brain, a young man from Alabama leads the most exceptional life this side of Bruce Wayne. The highlights: Jenny: The term friend zone is nowhere close to applicable. More like friend trench. Never has anyone been ‘curved’ (like the kids say) as hard as Forrest was in this scene. Forrest: “I love you” Thot: “You … Continue reading 500 Word Review: Forrest Gump (1994)

500 Word Review: Moses and the Book of Exodus

Summary: Pharaoh’s adopted brother Moses discovers that he’s been appointed by God to lead an entire group of his chosen people from Egypt back to the Promised Land, unleashing ten plagues and parting an entire body of water in two along the way. Highlights include: Moses legitimately turning the sun off. For three days. Exodus 10:22: “And Moses stretched forth his hand toward heaven; and … Continue reading 500 Word Review: Moses and the Book of Exodus