No-Shave November: Female Take

Hello. It’s ya girl Napoleon here. We’re a little over a week deep into No-Shave November and things are just getting going. For those that are unsure of why we as a society promote such an oddity as a whole month where the males do not shave their various facial hair, here’s a quick tutorial. The conversation initiated here is just what the goal of this … Continue reading No-Shave November: Female Take

The Presidential Candidates Walk Into a Bar…And This Is What They Ordered…

With the 2016 Presidential Election exactly one year away I figured that we ought to get to know the candidates on a more personal level, and that starts at the bar. The Democrats Hillary Clinton- Colt 45 Malt Liquor “I’m cultured. I swear.” Item: Bill Clinton. Because if there’s anyone that can schmooze like a pro, it’s Slick Willy. P.S. He’s also going to try … Continue reading The Presidential Candidates Walk Into a Bar…And This Is What They Ordered…

10 Times I Regretted Adding my Grandmother on Facebook

So this is a picture of my grandmother, Susan Brown, this past year. Yep. This photo was taken right after her first skydiving experience. It’s pretty much safe to say she is a certifiable badass. I can tell what you are thinking right now… probably the same thing that any waitress of ours has thought in the past- “Wow! There is no way she is … Continue reading 10 Times I Regretted Adding my Grandmother on Facebook

What Not to Say to Diabetics

I’m a self-deprecating type 1 diabetic, so I joke around about it often.  It’s a good way to make a tough situation better, at least in my opinion.  Don’t get me wrong — it’s a serious disease; however, to be serious about the situation all the time would probably result in premature gray hair.  There are some things that burn me though… If you ask … Continue reading What Not to Say to Diabetics

Tips for Girls

Every girl is awesome the way they already are. Observing these tips is not essential. First and foremost, be yourself. You’re great. With that being said, the guys have satirically assembled the following cheat sheet on how to go the extra mile to win our hearts over. It goes as follows: Do’s Bring us food. Not in the stereotypical “make me a sandwich” way. We don’t expect … Continue reading Tips for Girls

10 Thoughts You’ll Have While Watching Me Play Sports

As the first phase of intramural sports approaches playoffs, I thought I’d weigh in on what sports mean to me.  I’m a member of two intramural teams this fall, soccer and flag football.  Although in their own respective leagues, these teams overlap in a variety of ways. Both have players with varying experience levels, ranging from club-level athletes to the ~hey I’m just here to have fun~ folk. … Continue reading 10 Thoughts You’ll Have While Watching Me Play Sports

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Res Life is Coming! Res Life is Coming!

As a heterosexual white male from a stable financial background I rarely have anything to get worked up about. I’m not saying this to boast or to devalue others; I’m saying it because it’s the truth. My dude Lil Dicky hilariously sums up my existence in his rap song “White Dude,”: With that said, I have recently been the subject of cruel and unusual punishment. … Continue reading Res Life is Coming! Res Life is Coming!

Throwback Thursday: US President All-Star Team

Commander-in-chief. The executive branch. Mr. President. POTUS. Regardless of the title, they all come down to the same thing: the most powerful person in the free world. Yet for such an important position, the Oval Office has certainly had its fair share of characters, both qualified and not, behind the desk over the years. Starting five: Center: Coming in at 6’2, a giant among his … Continue reading Throwback Thursday: US President All-Star Team